Welcome to Wonderland

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
To sing a song of dread and drear
A land of lurid fright
A sure monstrosity of a sight
Where when red roses bloom
The presence alone ensures your doom
Where if you play your cards right
And with all your might you fight
You'll still end up running for your life
Wrapped in conflict, caught in strife
You've caught insanity, I'm sure
That only Haloperidol can cure
Curiosty killed the cat, I bet
Oh, but was it I? Now I forget
Is it his voice I hear?
In my mind does he appear
With smile wide and words so wise
With yellow, frightening eyes
Perhaps you can help me, dear
They say that you are like us, here
We hear the devil is at hand
So we'll see you soon in Wonderland